The Thanksgiving Party

Hellix and Seji were sitting at the dinning room table munching on rice crackers. Seji knew that Thanksgiving was coming up and he wanted to do something special. Hellix munched on a cracker as Seji leaned back and sighed.

“ What’s your problem?”  Hellix asked in between bites.

“ I want to do something for Thanks giving this weekend but I’ve got nothing to do!” Seji complained letting his head hit the table.

“ Hmmmm…” Hellix said about to take a drink of sake when he jumped up all of a sudden almost flipping the table over and Seji with it. “ AHAH! We’ll have a PARTY!” Hellix did a little jig that disturbed Seji very much but Seji thought it was an excellent idea.

“ That’s great Hellix! We’ll invite everyone over! They’ll bring food over to help out and we’ll have other stuff going on to!”

“ COOL! CAN I DRESS LIKE ONE OF THOSE… Ummm…ummm…” Hellix said sitting down and confused.

“ You mean Pilgrims?”

“ YES!!!” Hellix jumped back up and grabbed his jacket throwing it on.

“ Where are you going?” Seji called after as Hellix stood at the door.

“ To figure out about this Thanksgiving!” He shouted and then ran straight into the door forgetting to open it. He fell to the ground but bounced back up. He opened the door and began running down the street like a mad man.

“ Hellix…” Seji shook his head grabbing another rice cracker and munching on it.


Hellix came back about a few hours later with many thanks giving things… Including a living turkey.

“ Hellix why did you get a real TURKEY?” Seji asked as Hellix patted him on the head.

“ Must you disown the Thanksgiving spirit?”

“ What? There is no thanksgiving spirit?” Hellix gasped turning away from Seji looking up at the sky.

“ Poor foolish Seji, I bet you don’t believe in Santa either, or the Easter bunny, or Elvis Presley.”

“ Anyways… Why did you really get a living turkey?”

“ It’s to cute.” Hellix hugged the turkey causing it to gobble and cry out in distress. “ Awww… Gobbles…”

“ Hellix your drunk.”

“ Nope I just stupid!” Hellix let the turkey go running around the house and Seji just ignored that sitting back at the table.

“ Now we need to invite people to our party.” Seji pulled out some paper and got a pen. “ Lets see. Kiki’s first on the list.”

“ Now our Holiday is ruined.” Hellix grumbled as the turkey sat on the couch watching TV.

“ She’s coming no matter what so deal with it. Let’s see Tasubon, Ichimaru, Saito, Tai, and Kiki’s own friends. Don’t forget the creator Jordain and her friend Kylie.”

“ Why do we have to invite them?” Hellix was messing with an inflatable turkey to put in the yard.

“ She’s the creator we have to.” Seji said shrugging.

“ OH! Invite that one guy…”

“ Who?”

“ You know the one who likes rum… BLEH!” Hellix said pointing his finger at his mouth. The turkey comes running into the room screeching its head off. “ WHAT IS IT MR. GOBBLES?”

*Gobbles*

“ You poor turkey you!” Hellix hugs the turkey again.

“ What’s wrong?”

“ He saw the food channel!” Hellix said gravely with a scared face comforting his scared turkey. Seji smacked his head on the table but continued with the invitations.

“ Anyways Jack Sparrow and I guess Davy Jones.”

“ NO! If you are inviting JORDAIN then don’t invite DAVY! ARE YOU MAD?” Hellix said the turkey nodded with him.

“ What harm can that be?”

“ Trust me Davy, will never get away from her...”

“ It would be rude just to invite Captain Jack. Well that’s enough people… Hellix I need you to send these to the post office.” Hellix grabbed them and held them up in the air with dignity.

“ I swear this letter will reach the post office!” He gave a salute then ran to the door hitting it once again and bouncing up. “ COME GOBBLES! TO THE POST OFFICE!” He cried opening the door and running down the street like a mad man with Gobbles flopping behind.

*Gobbles*

“ Stupid kids and their stupid turkeys…” The neighbor said then went back to raking the leaves in his yard.


Hellix returned later that afternoon delivering the letters to terrified post office people. Hellix continued putting up decorations around the house and humming while at it. Seji thought it was rather strange but ignoring it and continued to work on baking a turkey.

“ Hellix I need to go to the store and buy some potatoes.” Seji said peaking around the living room corner to see Hellix putting a hat on Gobbles. “ I need you to put the stuffing in the turkey-“

*GOBBLE*

“ MR. GOBBLES!” Hellix said as Mr. Gobbles flipped out running all around the room. “ Seji don’t say that! It takes forever to get him to calm down!”

“ I’m sorry!” Seji said to Mr. Gobbles and the turkey calmed down some lightly gobbling. “ Alright… Now please take care of… you know what.”

“ OKIE DOKIE!” Seji left a horrible choice on his part but Hellix put the pilgrim hat on the Turkey and ran into the kitchen. Hellix saw the uncooked turkey and lifted up wondering what to put in it, and where to put it in. “ How dare Seji want me to stuff a Turkey! NAY! I SAY! NAY!” Hellix opened the window and threw it out hitting the neighbor directly on the head and knocking him unconscious.

The front door opened but instead of Seji it was Kiki bouncing up and down happily.

“Hiya Hellix.” She said smiling and Hellix felt uncomfortable.

“ Why did you come over so early?” Hellix asked pointing accusingly at her.

“ I came over early to help Seji with the meal, Look what I brought turkey!” Kiki held up a pot containing an uncooked turkey. Mr. Gobbles went berserk hearing this and darted into the kitchen where the two stood. Gobbles ran circles around Hellix gobbling his lungs out.

“ TRAITOR!” Hellix cried and pulled the dish away from Kiki. He pulled the turkey in it out and threw it out the window again.

“ Damn Kids!” The neighbor yelled looking at the turkey that had hit him not to long ago. He turned and ended up getting smacked in the face by another turkey and fell to the ground unconscious.

“ What the hell?” Kiki said then growled turning toward Hellix. “ You’re going to DIE!” Kiki attacked Hellix and the two began to roll on the floor hitting each other while Mr. Gobbles watched.

“ TURKEY KILLER!” Hellix shouted stretching Kiki’s face.

“ HARD WORK DEYSTORYER!” Kiki said kicking Hellix in the gut and he rolled off clutching his stomach. The turkey jumped onto the couch and pecked the remote turning on the TV again.

“ That’s one smart Turkey… I bet he would taste good…” Kiki began to drool some and Hellix attacked her again.

“ NO ONE’S GONNA EAT MR. GOBBLES!” Hellix cried and the two fought again. Seji was back soon with big grocery sacks and sighed angrily seeing the two slapping the others hands and both looking away.

“ Will you two knock it off?” Seji asked and the two stopped with idiotic looks on their faces. “ Where did the turkey go?” Kiki pointed at Hellix who put his hands to his sides. “ You were suppose to stuff it for tomorrow!”

“ I shall protect all Turkeys every where!” Hellix exclaimed jumping to his feet. “ Never again shall they have to gobble in fear for Hellix demon of-“ Kiki took a lamp and hit him hard in the head sending him to the ground unconscious.

“ That gives us some time to make a turkey.” Kiki said setting the now ruin lamp back where it belonged. “ I’ll go get a new one and you get the stuffing ready.”

“ Finally… “ Seji muttered as Kiki left the house but stopped seeing the neighbor unconscious by two uncooked turkeys from before.

“ Some weirdoes…” Kiki muttered then jumped off onto the roofs heading for the food mart.


The day of Thanksgiving came and Seji got out of bed early to prepare for the day. Since Hellix would try to get rid of the turkey they would be eating for today Seji had hid it so he couldn’t find it. But Hellix was to busy fighting with Kiki who stayed over for the night. Anyways the day came and Seji and Kiki were busy setting up a big table in his back yard while Hellix was trying to teach Mr. Gobbles some tricks.

“ Sit Mr. Gobbles.” Hellix said and the turkey just blinked and looked at Hellix idiotically. “ Come on sit Mr. Gobbles!” The turkey just pecked the ground and Hellix just kept smiling, he grabbed a stick and threw it really far. “ GO GET IT GOBBLES!”

*Gobble*

Mr. Gobbles jumped and landed onto the table cocking his head and looking everywhere.

“ Hellix get your dumb turkey off the table.” Kiki said as the turkey blinked its eyes.

“ He is not dumb!” Hellix picked Mr. Gobbles up and walked towards the house. “ He doesn’t need your type of encouragement! Isn’t that right Mr. Gobbles?”

*Gobbles*

“ Whatever…” Kiki said as they finished setting up the table.

“ The turkeys in the oven to bake so don’t let Hellix get near it.” Seji said to Kiki who smiled.

“ I got it Seji!” She ran after Hellix into the house while Seji finished putting out his own food on the table. Seji went back inside and Hellix was watching TV with Mr. Gobbles. They were watching a Charlie brown thanksgiving and Seji just sighed at their amusement.

“ Seji! There are people here!” Kiki said popping her head out of the kitchen. Seji went to the door and opened up to see Tasubon, Ichimaru, Saito, and Tai holding dishes and other foods for lunch.

“ I’m glad you guys could make it!” Seji said smiling and Tasubon grinned.

“ Of course we each brought a dish like you asked Sejiro.” Seji let them in and guided them to the backyard to set out their food.

“ HELLIX!” Kiki shouted and the two got into a fight once again. Hellix was trying to put a pilgrim bonnet on Kiki but she refused.

“ Party pooper!” Hellix said and Kiki smacked her face seeing Hellix dressed up as a pilgrim. He had on a hat, a belt with a large buckle, a black old English styled pants and shirt, he even had a fake shotgun and he was grinning evilly.

“ Take that off please!” Kiki said covering her eyes. Hellix just laughed and then ran off up stairs grabbing Mr. Gobbles.

“ Why does he have a turkey?” Ichimaru asked and Seji sighed as Tasubon and others came back inside.

“ Don’t ask…” Kiki grumbled sitting down and changing the TV to anything good on. There was a knock on the door and Kiki got up and let the next guest inside. “ Hatsu!” She hugged him lifting him off his feet.

“ Don’t crush the food please!” Hatsu said liking Kiki’s hug just that his homemade bread didn’t get crushed. Kiki set Hatsu down a small frown on her face but then let Hatsu into the house and took him out back to the table. Seji was busy making tea that he didn’t notice Hellix peaking around the corner.

“ Tasubon you guys you can sit in the living room for now.” Seji said as Hellix crept closer. Seji hummed as he finished the pitcher of tea and didn’t notice Hellix reaching for the oven handle. Hellix opened the oven only to find that there was no turkey baking inside.

“ What?” He exclaimed and then Seji was looking at him smirking.

“ Hah! Got you Hellix!” Hellix hissed disappearing around the corner again. Seji laughed turning back to his tea but soon Mr. Gobbles was attacking his head. “ GET THIS THING OFF ME!” Seji cried as Mr. Gobbles pecked at his head.

“ This is fun to watch.” Satio said as Hellix laughed cruelly in the background. Seji managed to get the turkey off and grumbled taking his brewed tea out back. Seji had managed to get all his food done and now they just had to wait for all the others guests and hopefully… survive.

“ Blue, forty two set hike!” Tasubon yelled and Seji looked out the kitchen window to see Tasubon, Satio, Tai, Ichimaru, Hellix and… Mr. Gobbles playing football. Saito jumped up in the air and caught the ball dogging Hellix and running past Tasubon. He scored a point and began to do dance.

“ We got the point! We got the point!” Hellix grumbled as he took the ball and played quarterback.

“ Blue, ummm… four, mayo…. Soap… ummm… HIKE!” He cried throwing the ball backwards and it sailed out of sight. Everyone looked at Hellix even Mr. Gobbles while Hellix gasped. “ Did I make a point?”

“ No… not even close…” Tasubon said sighing. “ You own me a new ball.”

“ I shall go get it!” Hellix said running out to the front and then stopping. The neighbor still lay unconscious on the ground. Hellix ran into the house and Seji watched befuddled. Hellix ran straight into the door then bounced up and then ran outside like a mad man…. Once again.

“ He’s an idiot…” Kiki said as she sat at the dinning room table eating a cookie (that Seji gave to occupy her) there was a knock on the door and Seji opened it to reveal it was Kylie and Jordain.

“ Where’s Hellix going?” Jordain asked tilting her head.

“ You’re the writer don’t you know?” Kylie said holding up the cheesy potatoes she made.

“ Oh yeah…” Seji let them in and Kiki saw Kylie and jumped up from the table.

“ Kylie!” She cried and then hugged Kylie who hugged her back laughing idiotically. Jordain put out her arms to Seji who just started at her and his eye twitched.

“ No hug for me?” Jordain asked putting down her arms and then sulking.

“ Ummm…” Seji tried to think of a way to cheer her up. “ Davy is going to be here!” He said and then ran not wanting to deal with her outburst of joy. “ Maybe Hellix was right…” Seji thought about all the times Hellix told Seji to do something; the time when Hellix told Seji to dress up as a steak while walking dogs, the time where Hellix told Seji that the reason some people got free cable was from magic Cable leprechauns from which they stole their cable, the time when… you get the picture.

“ Tasubon-kun!” Jordain and Kylie said both glomping him and hugging him.

“ To… much… love…” Tasubon gasped and the two let go giggling. They hugged the others but both stop seeing a turkey sitting on the couch.

“ Why is there a living turkey on the couch?” Kylie asked as Kiki sighed.

“ Don’t ask…” Suddenly someone crashed through the window in the living room sending glass to the floor. It was Hellix and he was all bruised and beaten with blood coming out of the corner of his mouth.

“ MY POOR HELLIX!” Jordain cried running over to his side and Kylie and Kiki groaned. Jordain sat beside him and looked sad, but then poked a bruise sending Hellix into a little spaz of pain. “ That’s so much fun to do…”

“ Hellix what happened?” Hatsu asked as Hellix lifted his head.

“ It was horrible… There was so many of them… They wouldn’t give me the ball back… It was terrible… They beat me up kicked me, punched me, pulled my hair.” He said and Jordain gasped.

“ Who did this to you.” She poked another bruise.

“ WOULD YOU STOP THAT?” Hellix yelled and Jordain gave a sheepish grin. “ Anyways… it was… those horrible… little… demonic… fourth graders!” Everyone in the room gasps except for Kiki who just points and laughs at Hellix.

“ How do you get beat up by fourth graders?” Tasubon asked and Hellix growled.

“ They sneak up on you, and then they get in an attack pattern. Then there is so many-”

“ How about you go and take a nap to have energy for later?” Seji said and Hellix nodded but then fell right asleep. “ Tasubon will you help me take Hellix up to my room?” Tasubon sighed but got up and helped Seji drag Hellix upstairs. Mr. Gobbles just sat on the couch and fell asleep tired from running after Hellix.

“ Awww… Turkeys are cute when they are asleep.” Jordain said as Kylie sighed at her friend’s silliness.

“ So what are we going to do?” Kiki asked sitting back in her chair with a rather bored looking face.

“ We have to wait for the rest of the guests to eat...” Kylie said and Jordain flailed her arms.

“ WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR MEH DAVY!” Jordain shouted an extremely happy look on her face. Kylie just started at Jordain and then looked back at Kiki.

“ What do you want to do?”

“ Hmmmmm….” Kiki said rubbing her chin.


“ I didn’t expect his.” Tai said as Kiki grabbed a bag of apples. She dumped them into a barrel and they bobbed up and down.

“ Bobbing for apples!” She shouted and Jordain and Kylie giggled to.
“ I’ll go first!” Saito shouted and he sat down at the barrel. He put his face in bubbles starting to come to the top. He soon came up an apple in his mouth and took a bite out of it.

“ Please don’t get the floor dirty.” Seji said and Saito took a towel from him.

“ Go have a try!” Saito pushed Seji and he fell face first into the bucket creating a splash. He came up gasping for air.

“ Seji your not very good at this game.” Kiki said shaking her head and Seji hung his head in shame. He got up and Kylie rose up her hand.

“ I’ll go next!” Kylie stuck her head in but then the doorbell rang.

“ I’ll get it!” Jordain shouted and ran to the door. She skipped to the door and opened it up. Her eyes went big seeing who was on the other side of the door. “ DAVY!” Jack Sparrow… Captain Jack Sparrow and Davy Jones stood there a little confused; Davy was more horrified then Jack. Davy held a bucket though and inside was a mini kraken (yay Kiki!).

“ You know her?” Jack said and Davy sighed.

“ Yes. She follows me home-uh!” Jordain giggled controlling herself from glomping Davy right then and there.

“ Come on in.” She said happily grabbing Davy’s right hand and pulling him into the house. Jack just chuckled and Davy shot him a death glare. Jordain walked into the living room. Kylie still had her head in the bucket bubbles coming up as she sat motionless. “ OH MY! SHE’S DROWNING!” Jordain pulled Kylie back from the bucket and her friend was unconscious. “ Why didn’t you help her!”

“ We tried but she kept smacking us not to.” Kiki said sadly as Jordain helped dry off the unconscious Kylie (she’s still alive). Kiki saw Davy holding a bucket and immediately jumped up to him. She saw the little kraken in the bucket and let out a squeal.

“ MINI FLUFFY!” She cried and the kraken jumped out of the bucket suction cupping to her face. “ Awwww… He likes me.” She muffled.

“ Okay…” Tasubon, Hatsu and Seji said at the same time. Tasubon looked at Jones and then looked to Seji.

“ Who invited Mr. Gloom and Doom?” Davy scowled while Jack laughed some more.

“ Poor Davy…” Jordain said hugging him and all the guys tried to stifle their laughter.

“ Shut up-uh!” Jones said flustered a bit. There was a rumbling upstairs and soon Hellix and Mr. Gobbles came darting down the stairs.

“ IS IT FOOD TIME YET?” Hellix shouted Mr. Gobbles sat on his head.

“ What the heck?” Jack and Davy said and Jordain rolled her eyes.

“ Ignore him.”

“ Hey that was my line!” Kiki cried grabbing Hatsu. “ MY LINE!”

“ Why… are… you… shaking… ME?” Hatsu said in every shake.

“ Anyways Hellix is right.” Seji said taking the food from Jack. “ Everyone outside, It’s lunch time.”

“ FINALLY!” Everyone shouted and raced back out the door. Except Kiki who had to drag poor unconscious Kylie out the door. They sat down in their seats Seji sat by Kiki and Tasubon sat on the other side of her. Hellix got Mr. Gobbles his own chair and Jack sat by sleeping Kylie. Jordain sat by Davy who had to sit also by Ichimaru, who sat by Saito, who sat by Tai, who sat by Hatsu, who sat by Tasubon.

“ Now who will say grace?” Seji asked and Hellix jumped up in the air.

“ MR. GOBBLES WILL!” Everyone started at him but Mr. Gobbles sat up and looked at every one.

*Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble* Hellix listened very intently admiring his turkey. * Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble. Gobble Gobble*

“ That’s so beautiful…” Hellix said actually moved by Mr. Gobbles and every one looked at him as he covered his mouth.

*Gobble Gobble Gobble.* the turkey sat back down and tears where streaming down Hellix face.

“ AMEN!” He said wiping his tears away with a napkin.

“ You’re a demon you’re not suppose to say amen.” Jordain stated but Hellix ignored her.

“ Well everyone dish out!” Seji said and everyone began to pile his or her plates with food. Hellix munched on some a rib (Tasubon had brought barbeque ribs) while Kiki started munching on some mashed potatoes. There was a big silver platter that had a lid covered on it and Hellix looked at it every so often in wonder. Everyone chatted while they ate but Seji noticed Kiki bend over a few times and then pop back up.

“ Kiki what are you doing?”

“ Nothing!” She said sitting up and glancing without moving her head. Seji watched her again and she bent down with a piece of corn and didn’t come back up with it. Seji bent down and watched under the table. Kiki popped down again giving food to the kraken that sat in a bucket, Seji sat back up.

“ Kiki quit feeding the kraken under the table!” Seji said and Kiki hung her head in shame. Hellix how ever was staring at the sliver platter his eyes locked on it.

“ Who brought this great soup?” Tai asked.

“ He did.” Jack said pointing at Davy who scowled back.

“ Yep, I helped Davy learn how to make this.” Jordain squeed taking a sip of soup herself and Jack smirked.

“ I swear I’m going to strangle ye.” Davy motioned to Jack with his crab claw.

“ OKAY! I’m done mate.” Jack said as Hellix popped up beside Seji.

“ I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!” Hellix took the lid of the silver platter and his eyes went big. There was a baked turkey all seasoned and stuffed. “ HOW COULD YOU?” He shouted at Seji who glanced at Tasubon.

“ Hellix-” Hellix grabbed a platter and threw it in the air. Mean while the neighbor was grumbling in his back yard with raking leaves.

“ I should report those neighbors…” Suddenly the turkey hit his head and he fell to the ground. “ Danm kids! I… I… ah screw it.” He took a leg off the turkey and took a bite out of it.

“ Thanks Hellix I was wanting some Turkey!” Ichimaru complained and Hellix snorted sitting back down in his seat. They continued to eat their meal with out the cooked turkey and soon every one was full of a delicious meal. Everyone helped throw away the mess and soon people were readying to leave to go home.

“ Hey see you later Kiki!” Tasubon and his gang said. Tasubon gave Kiki a hug and Seji scowled in the background. “ Thanks for inviting us Sejiro!”

“ Glad you could come.” Seji waved to them as they left. “ Hey Kiki are you going to take Kylie home?” Kylie lay on the couch still knocked out.

“ Looks like I will have to…” She sighed and Hatsu came up to them and bowed.

“ Thanks for having me over Seji.”

“ No problem.”

“ See you later Kiki!” Hatsu said and again Seji scowled.

“ If you keep scowling your face will get stuck like that.” Kiki teased and instantly he blushed.

“ Hey lad we’re leaving.” Jack said ruffling Sejis hair. Davy was following behind with an attached Jordain. He held the kraken in its bucket in his right hand and Kiki petted it good-bye. “ Looks like Davy’s not leaving her alone.”

“ SPARRA!” Davy shouted and raised his claw up to Jack. Jack freaked and ran out the door running like he usually did.

“ Thanks Seji!” Jordain said and smiled at Kiki. “ See you later Kiki!” Jordain hung on Davy and he sighed. With that her and Davy left and Seji looked at Kiki.

“ Why do they always tell you ‘see you later’?”

“ Cause I just rule that way!” Kiki retorted and Seji shook his head. Hellix bounded into the room and started at Kiki.

“ Why are you still here?”

“ I was just about to leave.” She said an anger mark on her head. She grabbed Kylie and gave her a piggyback ride. She put her hand on Seji’s head and he blushed. “ See you later… Sejiro.” She gave him a kiss on the cheek then left and Seji melted to the floor in happiness.

“ Ewww… Now I have to deal with you being all mushy.” Seji sat up a smile still across his face. “ Wait… Something’s not right.” Hellix said narrowing his eyes.

“ What?” Seji said in a dream like state and Hellix looked around franticly.

“ WHERE IS MR. GOBBLES?” Hellix cried shouting to the heavens. “ GOBBLES!” He ran to the front door and ran right through it this time running down the street like a maniac. Seji looked through the new hole in his door and sighed. “ What a great thanks giving...” He sunk back to the floor.

The next-door neighbor went into his shed and then pulled out a lid grill. He then set a fresh turkey on it and started pouring some salt and seasoning on it. “ Happy Thanks giving MUHAHAHA!”
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“ And that is the story of Seji’s and Hellix’s Thanksgiving.” Hellix said closing the book he had been reading from. Seji sat in a chair across from him his eye twitching.

“ Hellix that never happened.” Seji said and Hellix face went into a frown.

“ Then they should remember.” Hellix pointed to a bunch of fourth graders who stood at the other end of the room.

“ Look it’s the guy who tried to steal out ball!” One pointed and the others gasped. “ GET HIM!” The fourth graders attacked the both of them and they cried out in pain.

“ Happy… OWWW! Thanks giving…. GAHHHH! Everyone… AHHHHHHHH!” Hellix cried sinking into a pile of fourth graders.


The end.